When I’m really drunk and not making any sense

whatshouldwecallme:

My friends:

My best friend: 

How I thought frat boys looked before I came to college

adventuresinfratland:

But now I realize it’s more like this:

When I first saw my freshman dorm room

adventuresinfratland:

Dating in college

adventuresinfratland:

What I want:

What I get:
 

When I go into a frat and really have to pee

adventuresinfratland:

I’m like: